Public Enemy #1

Name: Pratanu Ghosh
Most Recent Offense: Drinking from my clearly-labeled water bottle



This is a serious problem.

Here's how it all went down: I was sitting in my office, filling out my time card. On the desk next to me were two, clean water bottles, void of any labeling or tagging. Next to them.. MY water bottle.



After completing my duties on the computer, I turned toward the door, looking over my right shoulder. There was Pratanu.. drinking from MY clearly-labeled water bottle, holding the cap with the big, black 'R' in his right hand. I exploded.

"PRATANU! THAT IS NOT YOUR WATER BOTTLE!" IT HAS MY NAME ON IT. WHY ARE YOU DRINKING OUT OF MY WATER BOTTLE?!"

"Oh. Yes. Okay, okay."

I proceeded to rip it from his hand and chuck it into the garbage.

Not that it would have been such an ordeal, but after 527 counts of inaudible english, 469 counts of incompetency, 342 counts of obstruction of operatives, 4 broken machines, and other countless, illicit acts, his lips touching that piece of plastic just put me right over the edge.

An unsolvable problem? I think not. Here is one solution I feel appropriate to share with the blog-viewing crowd:



The next day, I walked into my office to find this little number:




Oh how the tables have turned..